Comedy Jun 6, 2018 at 4:00 am

The Best of the WORST of I, Anonymous!

The Strangest, Most Bizarre Reader Submissions from the Mercury Column

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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We don't need you imposing your escalator etiquette on us over here. What is this D.C.?

Maybe you would have us all drink Yuengling and shave every day.

Portlanders should continue to enjoy the journey and just take it all in on their semi-vertical journey through life.

SamuelBoyle on June 10, 2018 at 4:35 PM Report this

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