Oregon City vs. West Linn Which Is Most Superior?

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Really, this is a good example of comedy failure.

aasdas on July 22, 2010 at 11:14 AM

This is a 'feature'?

Number Six on July 22, 2010 at 11:18 AM

Haha, yeah, they feature the best, don't you know?

aasdas on July 22, 2010 at 11:20 AM

Onetime state capital or not, Oregon City has always been and will always be the Shelbyville to West Linn's Springfield.

Justin on July 22, 2010 at 11:33 AM

Oh, and West Linn is clearly superior in the oldest high school football rivalry west of the Mississippi. I guess spoiled rich kids are good for something...

Hear that, Mercury? WHAT'S WITH NO MENTION OF THE OLDEST FOOTBALL RIVALRY WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI?!?! YOU'RE BURYING THE LEAD!!!!

3rd Prize You're Fired. on July 22, 2010 at 1:30 PM

Ahem. That should be "Oregon City vs. West Linn Which Is MORE Superior?" Christ, who edits this thing?

You are right about one thing: Oregon City is superiorer than West Linn.

albert on July 22, 2010 at 1:58 PM

Author clearly from Oregon City. Dip Shit.

missmair on July 22, 2010 at 10:34 PM

Well, I can tell you the people of West Linn have no souls! It's true! I dated the son of a known car dealer in Gladstone and one year at Christmas when I was invited I noticed that not a single one of them, including my now ex casted a reflection in any mirrors! So yes! It is true! The people of West Linn are EVIL and they will suck the life force out of you if they are in close vicinity of your being! The only protection you have against them is holy water, crucifixes, garlic, and a stake through the heart. But be sure that after you drive that stake through their hearts, you cut off their heads, stuff their mouths with garlic and burn the bodies so they don't come back to life! We must protect ourselves from the vampires of West Linn!

pdxcleaninglady on July 23, 2010 at 1:59 AM

This is what you guys get up to at Club 21? Fantastic!

chromeburn on July 27, 2010 at 4:07 PM