I am uncertain as to the intent behind this article. Police brutality, islamaphobia and racism are supposed to be funny?

You probably don't "get" jokes, either.

People are froth-mouthed, ignorant, self-important chest beating yahoos who fail to see the irony of their own impotence in calling an automated answering service and going off the rails at the mayor about whatever minutiae or personal pet political viewpoint they are hung up on, a mayor who likely never hears any of it. What's to get?

The person calling from Alberta province was pretty cute, though

Wow. I see dumb people.

This is my favorite column of the year!

Glad I'm not the only one. He really is the worst mayor we've had in a long ass time!

Say what you will of the rest of them, but Gary from February 6 has a point. Windchimes are bullshit.