General Dec 24, 2009 at 4:00 am

Physically Fit, Visibly Drunk

A Guide to Being Healthy and Wasted in the New Year!

Patrick Alan "Ironman" Coleman
Illustration by Dave Neeson
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"See, substance abuse IS cool, if you can just make it funny!"
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