The Mercury Staff Jun 3, 2010 at 4:00 am

The Mercury Has Been Fucking Shit Up in Portland for 10 Long Years. Former and Current Members of our Staff Would Like to Formally Apologize. (Go on! Apologize!)

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1
I accept your apologies. Please disregard the human turd sandwich I've sent via Fed Ex to congratulate you on 10 years. Either that or just give it to Ezra for bumping against me several times during the Postal Service show at the Blackbird and not apologizing.
2
Katie, Marjorie, and Ezra - I witnessed several of those and god bless all of you. The Merc is our haven, our inspiration and our bane all in one. You figure out who I am.
3
'Roofies' don't do all that.
Trust me...I'm from a border state.
4
@BlackedOut Sorry. I guess the Postal Service got me all riled up.
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Self-indulgent twats.
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Things white people love - Talking about themselves.
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Things white people love - telling people they don't own microwaves and talking about themselves
8
Julianne, Marjorie, and Katia -- quite a magnificent triumvirate. When I moved here in 2001, I read their every word, especially Katia's douche experience. Douche as in Summer's Eve.

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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