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Just like Willamette Week to overstate things. Yes i know.
In this illustration you look like a svelt, 220lb mulatto dyke w/ a jihadist beard I know. But I ain't naming names.
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Even if you offered "fatandsloppy" free entry, VIP pass, and a free beer just to show up and shake your hand - his would not do it!
What does Chewbacca sound like after Jack and Coke? GGGGRrrowwwlllllllooowowllllllll!
What does Chewwy sound like when he's in the mood for wookie sex?
GGGrrrrroowwwoooll!
What does Chewbacca sound like when he's ready for battle? GGGGRRRROOWwwwwwllll!!!
What does Chewwy sound like when he smokes weed? MEOW!
What does Chewbacca sound like after he snorts a line of cocaine?
(dramatic pause)
We're going to start up a record company, and then, then we're going open up a disco club, and then we're all taking vacations to Mexico, I want to make hit records man, top of the charts baby! We're going to be famous! Fuck yeah! Who's got Fifty bucks? Let's get some more blow! Whooooo! [! crossbow laser blast !]
...And don't even get me started on the compare and contrast version of Chewbacca (and Han Solo) vs. Bigfoot (and Jesus).
SuperUnknown Comic,
Matthew Zeller