General Jan 29, 2014 at 4:00 am

The Portland Mercury's Fitness Issue

We Starve, Sweat, and Investigate the Weirder Paths to a Better You

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Yea.... Because hipsters ex fitness. Just keep
starfish on January 30, 2014 at 12:34 PM Report this
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Yea......Because hipsters exude fitness. Cram more American Spirits and PBR down your throats and shut the fuck up
starfish on January 30, 2014 at 12:38 PM Report this
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Fuck your mom
starfish on January 30, 2014 at 12:57 PM Report this
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PBR is so out dude. Rainer or gtfo
on January 31, 2014 at 11:11 AM Report this

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