Trunk

Wm. Steven Humphrey

Comments

1
you should get help, man. FBI needs to read this and profile you. This might explain some unsolved crimes out there.
2
Don't quit your day job writing non fiction.
3
@pollo, please quit your full time job being a douche.
4
Being newly afraid that you'll get locked in trunk doesn't mean you're no longer a terrible person. You may be a literal sociopath, in fact.

Based on what you've written here (and other stuff you've posted on the Merc) I really feel compelled to ask you to seek psychiatric help. Good luck