Portland's Worst Person

Comments

A few of these (especially Bad PDX Mama's) seem to be written in the first-person about someone the writer has the misfortune of knowing. Which I find comforting, so carry on.

Melogna on July 29, 2015 at 12:11 PM

How did Bad PDX Mama not win? Oh yeah, she isn't a white guy.

King Ralph on July 29, 2015 at 12:43 PM

If I had known that complete lies would win, I would have submitted some of my own.

Jimmy Carter on July 29, 2015 at 1:57 PM

Bad Mama sounds totally made up. The stress on "lying to children" is just to sound terrible, when in reality it's not, who doesn't lie to children??

Tajuana Stovall Arias on July 29, 2015 at 2:12 PM

The winner may or may not have been a woman, but definitely the most fucked up person... towards a woman and her soon be born child.

Ten Red on July 29, 2015 at 2:15 PM

I disagree. The winner was compelled with threats to do something awful. Cowardice isn't malice, and truly awful people are malicious. The worst people were his or her superiors who ordered the girl's termination to begin with.

Ovidius on July 29, 2015 at 2:20 PM

None as bad as that guy that wrote about his apartment. Or, hell, ANY Californian who has moved here the past 5 years.

JTR on July 29, 2015 at 2:33 PM

That landlord is awesome

Creamdream on July 29, 2015 at 3:15 PM

Your "winner" is by far the best person on your list in my book. Bad PDX Mama is the worst, and the meat-eating environmentalist is the dumbest.

jnat on July 29, 2015 at 4:27 PM

I'm entering next year. I'll win😜

Farterie fusion on July 29, 2015 at 7:44 PM

It sounds like the first essay that was written, was from either GameStop or Walmart. I'm leaning towards GameStop. They have a truly horrible corporate culture there! "shivers"

Tunacan Jones on July 31, 2015 at 6:15 PM

very disappointing no one wrote about the mayor

guidogazz on August 1, 2015 at 10:42 AM

Anyone figure out locations of those apartment buildings?

jesusLovesAnal on August 1, 2015 at 3:55 PM

Just set the whole Pearl District on fire already.

TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on August 2, 2015 at 12:17 PM

I'm assuming the editors of this paper were ineligible due to a conflict of interest?

Spindles on August 3, 2015 at 7:28 PM

Technically the landlord probably isn't doing anything wrong, you have to discriminate based on someone's identity in a protected class. Unless of course you filled a building with wealthy young white guys with blond hair that were taller than six feet.

Freddy Otash on August 4, 2015 at 1:11 PM

All the winning essays where written by the same fucking person. I guess that lying and cheating on contests make them a strong candidate for worst person. Dumb contest.

bobsyeruncle on August 5, 2015 at 12:27 PM