I'm glad the person taking notes didn't make Alison paranoid. I get pretty paranoid when I'm tazed, but I also feel like it's not always my fault! If my GF knows that I smoked while I was out (which I very very rarely do), the moment I walk in the door and put down my keys she'll be all, "you're acting so baked!!" And then I'm like, "how is that possible? I haven't done anything yet!" and then she'll be all, "so baked. AND you're paranoid about it." So, I was worried that Alison's notetaker would be all, "I'm noting that you're baked, and that you're this and that and etc," which would serve to induce those feelings in Alison.
I actually like that edgy paranoid high; I love it when my little homunculus stares at the monitors and controls inside my head, shaking his head at the readouts and periodically barks into the PA system "Settle down, damn it! You're just high."
OG Kush is not a pure Indica. It's a cross between Chemdawg and Lemon Larry. Chemdawg is a hybrid of unknown strains, likely to be either Northern Lights, which is mostly Indica crossed with Thai Sativa, or it's thought to be a cross of Nepalese Indica and Thai Sativa. Lemon Larry is a cross between Pakistan Indica and a Sativa, called Lemon Thai, which is more likely Hawaiian.
Hawaiian Sativa is very good for relaxing; anti anxiety without sedation, a good day time weed that won't leave you feeling lethargic and sleepy as most Indicas can.
Lebanese hash is quite trippy without being too sedative unless you do alot.
Wolkenkaiser, for you there is always, Vietnam Black!
Lemon Thai was obtained from some folks out of Hawaii. The plants are sativa, but they didnt look like Thai to us, rather Hawaiian in phenotype, smell and high. Buds are candied with crystal, with a trademark citrus "lemon pledge" odour with a hint of peppermint. Very, very energetic high, it is the "clear mental surfing" variety for us, without a hint of paranoia (which cannot be said of the other two varieties in this pack). Chronic tokers can probably smoke this during the day and get things done, if not overdone. These buds are a favorite of many, as they are excellent positive-mood inducers. Excellent yields and bag appeal as well, shortest flowering period of the three offered, around 9 weeks.
We obtained Chocolate Thai from growers in Hawaii (who also sourced our Lemon Thai, already offered here). The Chocolate Thai had a classically thunderous, soaring high that immediately won everyone's preference. Unfortunately, the superb quality came with a 14 week flowering period price tag. The buds were incredibly aromatic and resin coated, but very spindly, with strings venturing on their own out of the thin main floral cluster, giving it an overall skimpy braided look. Curious structure, definitely landrace looking, but hardly productive even outdoors. Our Chocolate Thai source had warned that to obtain a reasonable yield outdoors, his method was to crowd many plants in a limited space outdoors, in a style reminiscent of hemp grown for fiber.
Big plant that grows like a tree and produces huge crops of very sticky buds. This strain is a heavy one, both because of the amount it produces and the strong effect it displays, which makes it a good option for commercial growers and hobby growers alike.
Taste of cedar and pine, mixed with lemon and black pepper, are the features of that nature wonder, one that is used mainly by experienced users loking for strong effects.
This plant grows BIG!!! If space issues are a problem might you want to try another strain. This sativa dominate plant will take over. It is very fruity then chocolate in taste.
Genetics: O.G. Chocolate Thai X Cannalopehaze
Variety: 100% sativa
Harvest Date: October-November
Flowering Period: 10-12 weeks
No. of Seeds Per Packet: 13
Characteristics: Large growing sativa
LA Confidential has been our Flagship strain since we started DNA so it was bound to happen that we do a LA Collection of sorts! In the Cross we bring from the Hawaiian islands. Maui Wowie has been a favorite of many growers young and old because of her taste and large dense flowers. The Maui will help increase yields of the LA, as well as speed up the vegetative time. If you have already grown LA expect much larger yields as well as the dense flowers you have grown to love in the LA.
Maui x LA Confidential
60% Indica / 30% Sativa
Flowering Time: 8-9 weeks
Yield: 500-650 g/m2
Anywayz! Amusing article.
Hawaiian Sativa is very good for relaxing; anti anxiety without sedation, a good day time weed that won't leave you feeling lethargic and sleepy as most Indicas can.
Lebanese hash is quite trippy without being too sedative unless you do alot.
Wolkenkaiser, for you there is always, Vietnam Black!
http://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/OG_Kush/Clone_Only_Strains/
Lemon Thai was obtained from some folks out of Hawaii. The plants are sativa, but they didnt look like Thai to us, rather Hawaiian in phenotype, smell and high. Buds are candied with crystal, with a trademark citrus "lemon pledge" odour with a hint of peppermint. Very, very energetic high, it is the "clear mental surfing" variety for us, without a hint of paranoia (which cannot be said of the other two varieties in this pack). Chronic tokers can probably smoke this during the day and get things done, if not overdone. These buds are a favorite of many, as they are excellent positive-mood inducers. Excellent yields and bag appeal as well, shortest flowering period of the three offered, around 9 weeks.
http://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Lemon_Thai/Dutch_Flowers/
Dutch Flowers - Chocolate Thai
We obtained Chocolate Thai from growers in Hawaii (who also sourced our Lemon Thai, already offered here). The Chocolate Thai had a classically thunderous, soaring high that immediately won everyone's preference. Unfortunately, the superb quality came with a 14 week flowering period price tag. The buds were incredibly aromatic and resin coated, but very spindly, with strings venturing on their own out of the thin main floral cluster, giving it an overall skimpy braided look. Curious structure, definitely landrace looking, but hardly productive even outdoors. Our Chocolate Thai source had warned that to obtain a reasonable yield outdoors, his method was to crowd many plants in a limited space outdoors, in a style reminiscent of hemp grown for fiber.
http://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Chocolate_Thai/Dutch_Flowers/
Humboldt Seed Organisation - Lemon Thai Kush
Big plant that grows like a tree and produces huge crops of very sticky buds. This strain is a heavy one, both because of the amount it produces and the strong effect it displays, which makes it a good option for commercial growers and hobby growers alike.
Taste of cedar and pine, mixed with lemon and black pepper, are the features of that nature wonder, one that is used mainly by experienced users loking for strong effects.
http://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Lemon_Thai_Kush/Humboldt_Seed_Organisation/
DNA Genetics Seeds - Chocolope
Aka: D-Line
This plant grows BIG!!! If space issues are a problem might you want to try another strain. This sativa dominate plant will take over. It is very fruity then chocolate in taste.
Genetics: O.G. Chocolate Thai X Cannalopehaze
Variety: 100% sativa
Harvest Date: October-November
Flowering Period: 10-12 weeks
No. of Seeds Per Packet: 13
Characteristics: Large growing sativa
http://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Chocolope/DNA_Genetics_Seeds/
DNA Genetics Seeds - IsLAnd
Limited Edition
LA Confidential has been our Flagship strain since we started DNA so it was bound to happen that we do a LA Collection of sorts! In the Cross we bring from the Hawaiian islands. Maui Wowie has been a favorite of many growers young and old because of her taste and large dense flowers. The Maui will help increase yields of the LA, as well as speed up the vegetative time. If you have already grown LA expect much larger yields as well as the dense flowers you have grown to love in the LA.
Maui x LA Confidential
60% Indica / 30% Sativa
Flowering Time: 8-9 weeks
Yield: 500-650 g/m2
http://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/IsLAnd/DNA_Genetics_Seeds/
The Single Seed Center
http://www.worldwide-marijuana-seeds.com/