Don't Try This at Home

The Mercury's First Annual Dabcathlon!

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I proclaim this the best Mercury piece in recent memory.
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WOW
WOW
WOW
I am laughing SO hard. As a recent newcomer to dabbing, a couple weeks ago I took like 2 back to back and was asleep in 2 hrs and slept for what felt like an eternity.
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Y'all are silly. I dab all day, heavy indica too. Most of the strains y'all had were sativa. I been dabbing for years. Most the people I know have as well. I just dabbed right before reading this and now typing this. Gimme a break!!!!
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GODDAMN STINKFOOT HIPPIES AND YOUR WEED CRACK
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I'm only salty the readers didn't have a chance to participate!
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Hilarious!! That re-made my made day.
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To each is own, but I think there is a time and place for everything,... including dabs.
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Are you guys hiring? I own a sweet dab rig.........
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"Right now, I just feel like I've got a hobo sleeping in each eyelid," says Steve. This singular quote has changed my life.
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Man, this was a great read to go with my breakfast.
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"Professional stoner"

I was a talented amateur in high school, but there was no way to go pro back then, sadly, short of landing a High Times writing gig.
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I smoked honey oil a few times back in the late '70s, only it was too expensive and scarce to over do, even then. I used to smoke about a quarter ounce of good weed per day, way more on many occasions, but probably my most daring feat was to smoke one gram of Lebanese Blonde hashish by myself in less than two hours. It got pretty psychedelic for hash, but didn't take long to put me to sleep.