WTF Montrell is fucking big, fat and ugly!

Kinda like a bulldog lucky?

So what is this Elle broad like, the next "Malice" or something? What is it with over-rated strippers in Portland, anyways? I really don't get it.
I'm not mad or or nothing, i'm just saying - approximately half the strippers in Portland are vegan drug-addicts, the other half are ex-SG burn-outs. Their only "skill" seems to be fucking a tattoo artist just long enough to get a free arm-sleeve out of it. All these strippers (excluding the ones i know personally) have incredibly shitty attitudes, but i guess that's just a defense/coping mechanism or whatever, pffft.

I just feel like it ought to take abit more than some free tattoos & acouple years pole-jockeying experience to get a full-page spread... even in the Merc. Geez, low standards.

So have you seen her strip, DamosA, or are you just going off on Elle based on the pics and interview? She doesn't come across as Albert Schweitzer, though I wouldn't want to see him strip anyway, not very often at least. The zombie tat doesn't do much for me either, but other than that, she looks good to me!

Like I give a fuck what ugly smelly hippy thinks, og hippy.

And btw you pathetic hippy, my profile has absolutely nothing to sex appeal in any way shape or form. And this guy getting nominated as the sexiest male sex worker in this city, shows what crappy taste the people in this city have.

No i haven't seen her strip. But i've seen other ladies strip. I seriously doubt this Elle broad is sooo much better. I'm sure she's good, & i know pole work can be pretty gruelling. But at the end of the day/night, what makes her special?

@damosA,
at least you admit you don't know what the fuck you are talking about, having never seen this person work yet feeling free to put her down. I have, and typical of the devi's point she is awesome, has a great attitude and works hard for those piles of bills. You obviosly haven't put in time in strip bars in Vegas or other major cities, or you would know what the big deal is about the strippers in Portland. More brains, more real, less silicone, more pride in their craft, actual muscial taste, more value, more secure, just cool. That kind of stuff is usually what you hear when there is talk of Portlands quality strip bar scene and the strippers. Unless you hate tats and want barbie dolls. 1/2 the strippers are on drugs? shocker, DRUGS! you must not be talking about weed and alcohol since that would put it in the high 90's.

Woof,woof doggy boy.Stop projecting your crap on others.

Geez, chill the fuck out bro. I know you're an adoring fan of this Elle broad, but noones' "putting her down". I was just suggesting that she seems over-hyped, is all. I mean, she's just a stripper, which happens to be a dime a dozen in this town. Get over it. Btw, i "might" not know what i'm talking about here per`say. But then again, pole-jockeying 101 isn't exactly advance calculus. Apply makeup, swing around brass pole, take money from suckers. Hardly college material. Besides, many of 'em DO have a serious attitude problem.

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