Feature May 13, 2015 at 4:20 pm

How to Pee

A Guide to Successful Summertime Urination

Courtney Ferguson
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ok. The Colonel read each summer how-to.

The Colonel, is not only stupider than he was five minutes ago he has been shorn of his free time and plucked of his common sense.

Well done Mercury. The first guide to doing absolutely nothing.
i'mrightyourwrong on May 15, 2015 at 2:55 PM Report this

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