Our "How to Do Summer" Guide, Part Two!

The Mercury's Summertime Guide to Food and Boozin'!


No, Steven, bad Steven! You do not tell people to burn a witch in effigy as a party game. Millions of people were slaughtered by Christian invaders and that is neither fun or funny. Retract and apologizes or I will curse that rag (by contacting your feminist advertisers)----
or maybe you simply misspoke.