WOODSHOCK “The new Spider-Man still hasn’t returned my texts.”

A poem isn’t a poem just because it rhymes, right? I’m not a poetry guy, but I feel like I learned that in school. A poem is a poem because the words used—and the words omitted—create an aesthetic and emotional quality beyond the words themselves. That’s a thought I kept coming back to while watching Woodshock, because (1) the movie is very slow, but also (2) because the writer/directors—Kate and Laura Mulleavy, who also happen to be fashion designers—attempt to trade in a sort of cinematic poetry, omitting large chunks of traditional narrative in exchange for protracted aesthetic beats. It doesn’t really work, but it’s an interesting, occasionally arresting attempt.

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What plot there is revolves around Theresa (Kirsten Dunst), a small-town weed dispensary clerk who’s maybe married to a logging... guy? The film isn’t terribly concerned with relationships, backstories, or job descriptions, but that isn’t a problem for the portion of the film that consists of Kirsten Dunst in a couture nightgown, looking sad, wandering around and draping herself on furniture and foliage. This is roughly half the film.

The other half is a sort of a Lynchian (I use the term loosely) small-town neo-noir about tainted weed and mercy killings, and it’s here Woodshock loses the thread. Cinematic realism isn’t a mandate, but it is an element that needs to be carefully managed if you want to deal with both blue-collar angst and psychotropic weed-nymphs. Without proper grounding, Woodshock’s characters feel like townie action figures deployed solely because the filmmakers liked the Instagram aesthetic of neon-lit dispensaries and smoky dive bars, not because they wanted to say anything about actual small-town desperation. It’s fine, even admirable, to be poetically omissive. But only if you actually say something with your silences.

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