Abstinence-Only Vampirism

Twilight's Lusty Teens and Sparkly Vampires

Comments

1
Don't be fooled by the hype, people. Twilight is worthless, ultra-commercial trite!

For a far better Vampire film, see the Swedish import LET THE RIGHT ONE IN. Playing at Cinema21 'til the 27th.
2
I have never seen a more beautifully-made film which I hated as much as Twilight. If the books were truly less impressive than this movie, I wonder how they could have ever sold more than 1. The only reason to see this movie is for the gorgeous shots of Northwest forest, most of which are wrongly used. It's supposed to take place in Northwest Washington, but most of the shots are of the Columbia Gorge. I found the lack of consistency very off-putting. I won't even go into how horrible the dialogue was. This film should be rated NO-17 - No one over 17 admitted.
3
I've never read the books, but I found the movies fluffy and pretty (handsome?!) and lame but totally entertaining.
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