What a pile of shit. Its not even funny how badly put together that is. I take that back. Its funny for about two seconds. Then you see how lazily put together it is.
Telling people to see this movie is a nasty prank on par with telling someone "no, that hot sauce isn't that hot" and then laughing as they lose control of their bowels. Of course, as soon as they change their pants, the urge to abuse someone else in same way grips them and they offer the hot sauce to another friend, saying, "oh no, it's really kinda interesting the way it burns."
SMH how could you!? Laughing at this movie got me on the CBS Sunday Morning News! I enjoyed every minute of this fecal burrito. I will be seeing it again, and the cycle will continue. Although I will not be taking my wife, who threatened divorce halfway through the first time.
Yeah, can we please stop celebrating these "ready-made" cult movies? The whole winking, nodding "Oh look how hip, irreverent, off kilter and intentionally unintenionally funny we all are. Pleeeeease make this a cult movie" reeks of the most obnoxious brand of modern-day societal irony.
Break the cycle! Warn people away!
Cult movies are born, not made.
"BIRD FLU VIRUS"
Everything about that phrase is awesome and I have no idea why.