Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. D-7.

Battleship's Boring, Soulless Cash Grab

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Why should you hate yourself for actually liking Battleship, Return of the Jedi, Adventurers and those type of movies. It's clean fun. Everyone has their taste in movies, because it's not something you like does not mean the other person would not thoroughly enjoy iy.
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^ grownup/manchild/adult baby who likes to see things go boom ^
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^ troll ^
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I like how in the preview it flashed in dramatic letters "FROM HASBRO, THE TOY COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU TRANSFORMERS THAT WERE TURNED INTO A CARTOON AND THEN A HIT MOVIE." Or something like that. The Hasbro part is totally accurate.
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Burning question: at any point in the movie does someone dramatically utter the line "they sunk our battleship"?
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^^^^dude, no spoilers!
7
Like anyone who reads The Portland Mercury would need to be told that Battleship sucks. Meanwhile, Headhunters is playing at Cinema 21.
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Shut up, Showstopper! PLEASE spoil this movie!!!
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So, when will "SCRABBLE-3D" be hitting the theatres?
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Ok, DamosA, I will....IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS TWILIGHT! I know many of you will not believe that, but it's true. It's damn true!
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By the way the "token snarky nerd" is played by a real veteran and amputee. Sorry if that wasn't cool enough for you Allison. The movie is awful though
12
Battleship? More like BattleSHIT!
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@5 and spoil the only element of suspense the movie has to offer? never!

@11 no... the nerd. You know. The one with glasses. Who likes science. (The stuff in the rehab facility was kinda cool, too bad there wasn't much of it.)

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Oops, got the characters mixed up, sorry. Thanks for clarifying that Alison