If you go into a film looking for things to bitch about you're not a film lover or a film critic, you're a cynical asshole. Jar Jar Binks are you fucking kidding me?
Sounds like dis review was about how the author was poor in high school and never got invited to sweet-as-balls rich people parties and was stuck home reading nerdy books and writin stupid papers about them.
DUDE.
SPOILERS.
Hallett, you're the best.