Movies & TV May 8, 2013 at 4:00 am

Baz Luhrmann's Technicolor Wank Fest—Now in 3D!

THE GREAT GATSBY Like F. Scott Fitzgerald didn't have enough problems.

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1
"James Gatz."

DUDE.

SPOILERS.
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"we're treated to 3D lines of text from the novel that drift across the screen like the effluvia of the world's most pretentious skywriter."

Hallett, you're the best.
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If you go into a film looking for things to bitch about you're not a film lover or a film critic, you're a cynical asshole. Jar Jar Binks are you fucking kidding me?
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Well I basically liked it, in spite of it all.
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@firely yes it was a joke. i am in fact kidding you.
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Good review. I found the film lacking and feel Gatsby was butchered somewhat
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Ch-ch-chode ^
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Sounds like dis review was about how the author was poor in high school and never got invited to sweet-as-balls rich people parties and was stuck home reading nerdy books and writin stupid papers about them.
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Eh, I'll wait til it hits Laurelhurst.

Please wait...

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