Re: “I'm Staying Home: Mercury Video Picks”
..smurfs and snorks ... TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!!! Are you even old enough to remember them?! First off and most importantly, Smurfette is a bone killer, while I can still make an erection thinking of Daffney Gillfin (It's the optional and centrally located head orifice). OK,.. they were SIMILAR to smurfs..... in that they were cartoons......, but that's where the similarities end, Henriksen. The snorks were variable colors,.... not just BLUE... and, more crucially, LIVED UNDER FUCKING WATER!!!!!. Hold Brainy or Vanity under water, and see how long they last. Now, which show is better? That is personal, but, at least, the snorks had the decency to be canceled outright, and not try to pull a bag of feces over the consumers' heads by the dropping of a plump deuce like Sassette or Wild Smurf all over the last few seasons to try and reach around a younger and dumber audience. The Smurfs wasn't a terrible show. I had the Atari game, and it whooped ass. I stayed up late to watch their Christmas special. but The Snorks 5 season run wasn't ever enough for me. I guess I'm still dealing with the loss.