THURSDAY, JANUARY 25

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

Clark suffers a kryptonite freakout, and gets locked up in a very UN-funny farm!

9:00 FOX THE O.C.

Surprise! Julie finds a new lover—and remember, she only has five more episodes, so she has to work fast if she's going to make it an even 50,000.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 26

9:00 FOX TRADING SPOUSES

Yay! It's part two of Marguerite Perrin's (AKA "The God Warrior") appearance in some poor family's household.

SATURDAY, JANUARY 27

8:00 ABC CATCH ME IF YOU CAN—Movie

(2002) Hunkalicious Leo DiCaprio stars in this true story of an identity-swapping con man.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 28

10:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Former president (and current traitor) Baltar is in the soup—but good!—when he's interrogated by the Galactica gang.

1:00 am TOON THE VENTURE BROTHERS

When the kids need a babysitter, Dr. Venture knows who to call: Assassinanny 911!

MONDAY, JANUARY 29

9:00 FOX 24

As if Jack already doesn't have enough problems, his naggy family shows up for a visit!

9:00 NBC HEROES

NERD ALERT! Hiro's father makes an appearance... and it's

Star Trek alum George Takei! EEEEEEEEE!

9:00 ABC SUPERNANNY

After suffering multiple scissor wounds from their four-year-old, the parents decide it's time to call Supernanny.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 30

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

Yeeeee-HAW! It's hillbilly night when the Idol auditions visit Birmingham, Alabama.

8:00 NBC DATELINE NBC

It's another "To Catch a Predator" special, so be sure to hide all your

Tiger Beat magazines!

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31

10:00 BRAVO TOP CHEF

Finale! A new best chef in the world is chosen, making it safe for the rest of us to eat at McDonald's again.

11:00 BRAVO TOP DESIGN

Debut! Yet ANOTHER occupational reality contest, this time for interior designers. How about one for sewer workers?