THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 17
8:00 FOX THE O.C.
Taylor Townsend gets between Seth and Summer, and (surprise!) Ryan gets into a fight at the Bait Shop.
8:00 WB SMALLVILLE
When Clark's mom teeters on the brink of death, he makes a deal with the devil (Professor Fine).
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18
9:00 HALL FREAKY FRIDAY—Movie
(1976) When slobby daughter (Jodie Foster) switches bodies with her mom, she learns the joys of menopause.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19
7:30 WB FATAL ATTRACTION
(1987) Crazy gal pal Glenn Close makes cheatin' Michael Douglas his favorite meal—boiled bunny.
8:00 ABC HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS—Movie
(2002) Young Harry discovers Hermione's secret chamber, but fails at finding the clitoris.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 20
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
After Homer's tepid response to her present, Lisa develops "adolescent disappointment disorder."
8:00 NBC THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE—Movie
(2005) Oh, hell yeah! Let's get our Guttenberg on!
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 21
8:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
The idiots at Fox have stopped production of Arrested Development, so enjoy this rerun of Prison Break!
8:00 BET NEW JACK CITY—Movie
(1991) The cops take on the king of a high tech crack syndicate. Starring Wesley Snipes, Ice-T, and (wow!) Judd Nelson!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22
9:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARL
Earl vows to make it up to his pop after he ruins his run for mayor.
9:30 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael comes up with an awesome idea for getting closer to his employees: read their private emails!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 23
8:00 UPN AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
The girls are assigned to pose as statues in the park—it's just too bad those pigeons have diarrhea.
9:00 ABC LOST
Sayid opens up a can of whoop-ass on the tail section survivors. Fight! Fight! Fight!