THURSDAY, JANUARY 24
8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY
Season finale! Betty gets a plum interview with a famous novelist... except it's not that famous novelist.
10:00 NBC CHUCK
Season finale! Captain Awesome asks Chuck for Ellie's hand in marriage. What... you're going to say no to Captain Awesome?
FRIDAY, JANUARY 25
10:00 USA PSYCH
Shawn and Gus look for a murderer on the set of a Spanish soap opera. Aiiieee! Homocidio!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 26
8:00 FX BATMAN BEGINS—Movie
(2005) Christian Bale proves he's somewhat better than George Clooney in this fun prequel to the Batman legend.
9:00 BBC TORCHWOOD
Season premiere! Captain Jack Harkness returns with his bisexual band of secret agent alien hunters.
SUNDAY, JANUARY 27
9:00 NBC GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS: TOP 100
A death-defying stunt tops an evening of most push-ups performed, and longest, grossest fingernail competitions.
10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD
Walter and Jesse store their meth experiments in an RV. Can't wait to travel cross-country with these guys!
MONDAY, JANUARY 28
6:00 ALL NETS STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
Unless he's apologizing for seven years of fawk-ups—WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.
TUESDAY, JANUARY 29
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
More hopefuls audition, and... can someone please hold Paula's head up?
8:00 CW REAPER
In this funny repeat, Sam tracks down an angry soul who attacks ex-boyfriends with insects!
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 30
Season finale! The final most annoying mother/daughter team is chosen, beheaded, and buried in a shallow grave.
10:30 COM RENO 911!
The department's new bulletproof vests have an unexpected side effect. Let me guess... they don't stop bullets?