THURSDAY, MAY 15
8:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARL
Season finale! Billie forces Earl to choose between her and his karma list—which kinda sounds like bad karma.
10:00 ABC LOST
The castaways open up a can of whup-ass on the freighter people. (Better bring a life jacket.)
FRIDAY, MAY 16
9:00 CMT MOBILE HOME DISASTER
Series premiere! Instead of watching trailer parks getting wiped out, these guys are fixing them up! BOOOOOOO!
10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
The Galactica teams up with Cylons? What's next? Dogs sleeping with cats?
SATURDAY, MAY 17
5:00 SCIFI RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK MARATHON!
All three Raiders movies back to back from the best to the worst to the second best!
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Steve Carell hosts, with Usher as musical guest! EEEEEEEE!
SUNDAY, MAY 18
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Season finale! After Lisa outshines Krusty as his new assistant, she's given her own show!
9:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Season finale! The residents of Wisteria Lane are faced with deadly threats—like cancellation? I hope?
MONDAY, MAY 19
8:00 NBC AMERICAN GLADIATORS
It's cops from Denver vs. cops from Chicago—and that's just outside in the parking lot.
9:00 FOX HOUSE
Season finale! Dr. House and his best buddy Wilson get in a tiff. Will they kiss and make up in time?
TUESDAY, MAY 20
9:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
Season finale! Kristi Yamaguchi wins. There, I just saved you two hours.
9:00 CW REAPER
Season finale! A demon revolution targets Sam, which coincidentally WILL be televised.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 21
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Season finale! Another idol will be chosen, not sell any albums, and quickly fade into obscurity.
10:00 ABC BOSTON LEGAL
Alan and Denny celebrate being accepted into the US Coast Guard Auxiliary. Wait... WHAT?!