8:00 CBS 48 HOURS
A special report on "Ecstasy." And have I told you guys lately that I love you... so... fucking... MUCH?!?
8:00 FOX BRITNEY SPEARS: NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Brit returns to her one-cow hometown in Louisiana to perform a concert for the "little people."
8:00 ABC AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS
Hilarious videos of Christmas trees catching on fire and husbands falling off roofs.
10:00 CBS ELTON JOHN: GREATEST HITS LIVE
America's favorite geriatric fag comes home to CBS.
8:00 CBS FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
Due to an unseasonable heat wave, this special has been replaced with Melty the Puddle.
9:00 FOX GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS
A man seals himself inside a coffin with 20,000 cockroaches. Happy holidays, everybody!
8:00 ABC CHRISTINA AGUILERA: MY REFLECTION
The Britney/Christina war continues with this holiday special.
9:00 NBC THE JOHN LENNON STORY--Movie
(2000) Enjoy yet another stoopid movie about rock 'n' roll's most overrated hack. And go ahead and send me more mean letters! I DON'T CARE!!!
8:00 NBC TITANS
Hooray! TV's sauciest nighttime soap moves to Monday nights!
9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL
When Elaine files a sexual harassment suit, Fish hires Robert Downey Jr. to... whoops! Too late! He's in jail again!
8:00 CBS RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER
When Santa turns out to be a real dick, Rudolph takes off with his little gay dentist pal.
10:00 ABC ONCE AND AGAIN
Rick takes skinny li'l Jessie to the headshrinker!
9:00 WB FELICITY
Felicity is in deep trouble when her two-ounce brain is forced to hold six liters of philosophy homework.