8:00 FOX ULTIMATE AUCTION
Host Robert Urich auctions off big-ticket items such as a Russian spacecraft and Princess Diana's diamonds!
10:00 NBC E.R.
Dr. Corday got in troooooooouble! Ha--ha, ha... ha, haaaaa--HA!
8:30 ABC DOT COMEDY
A new sketch comedy show about "the lighter side" of the Internet! Get it? DOT comedy? Ho, ho! Such a flight of whimsy!
9:00 FOX GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS
A man attaches 104 clothespins to his face.
8:00 FOX GQ MEN OF THE YEAR
Hunky celebs strut their macho stuff in clothes I couldn't afford in a million years.
8:00 NBC ATOMIC TRAIN--Movie
(1999) West Wing's Rob Lowe stars as a government wonk who must stop an out-of-control train full of nukes!
8:00 ABC ANNIE--Movie
(1999) Don't be fooled! This is a Disneyfied remake of the one starring Aileen Quinn! (Omigod! I can't believe I'm actually upset about this!)
8:00 WB SANTA'S FUNNIEST MOMENTS
Kirk "Growing Pains" Cameron hosts these video clips of Santa falling off the roof and splitting his pants.
8:00 NBC TITANS
Yasmine and Victoria get in yet another knock-down catfight! Collect all 15!
8:00 CBS A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS
Lock up the gun and liquor cabinet! Here comes the most depressing Christmas special EVER!
8:30 FAM ROBBIE THE REINDEER
Rudolph's son Robbie tries to step into the hooves of his old man in this new animated special from the Wallace and Gromit people.
9:00 FOX DARK ANGEL
Max becomes concerned when the bullet in Logan's spine really starts to bug him.
9:00 NBC WEST WING
Josh gets sent off to the therapist for not being jolly about Christmas.