THURSDAY, JANUARY 27 8:00 FOX THE O.C. Seth and Zach create a comic book based on their lives. (Don't forget the part where you're beaten up for being such goddamn NERDS!)

8:00 HIS THE PLOT TO KILL NIXON The true story of tire salesman/loser/failed assassin Samuel Byck.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 28 8:00 FOX THE BERNIE MAC SHOW Jordan loses his lunch money in a high stakes poker game.

10:00 CBS NUMB3RS Dan recruits his math geek bro to help him catch bank robbers. (Sorry, but Numb3rs is STILL the stoopidest name ever!)

SATURDAY, JANUARY 29 8:00 WB BRADDOCK: MISSING IN ACTION II--Movie (1988) Chuck Norris returns to Vietnam AGAIN. Jeez, after what he's been through, you'd think he'd want to vacation in the Bahamas.

9:00 VH1 MICHAEL JACKSON'S SECRET CHILDHOOD Chronicling the days before his nose fell off.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 30 8:30 FOX ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT Lucille II (the brilliant Liza Minnelli) freaks out when Buster begins dating another girl.

10:00 VH1 CELEBRITY FIT CLUB Celebs compete to see who can lose the most weight. If you've ever wanted to see Daniel Baldwin in a Speedo, here's your opportunity.

MONDAY, JANUARY 31 10:00 SCI-FI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Starbuck gets upset after accidentally killing a crewmember, and for being named after a coffee chain.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 1 8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS After seeing Emily flirt with an old flame, Richard rams her from behind (with his car, dirty-bird).

9:00 FOX HOUSE Dr. House resuscitates a legendary rock musician by hooking him up to a cocaine/Jack Daniels drip.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 2 8:00 WB SMALLVILLE Clark is tricked into revealing his true identity to Chloe--who really should have figured it out by now, don't you think?