Food and Drink Mar 7, 2011 at 10:13 am

Pork Rebranding

Tony Perez
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"Pork: The Meat Product That's Also a Somewhat Uncouth Verb."
Joe Streckert on March 7, 2011 at 10:21 AM Report this
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Pork: Tricky? No, sis!
Todd Mecklem on March 7, 2011 at 10:22 AM Report this
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Pigs: Smarter than dogs.
Marjorie on March 7, 2011 at 10:48 AM Report this
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Pigs: Smarter Than Dogs (But Not As Culturally "Valuable")

Pig Out With Pork

ROM on March 7, 2011 at 11:05 AM Report this
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pork like you mean it
ebag on March 7, 2011 at 11:10 AM Report this
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Pork: Not just for obese rednecks anymore!
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on March 7, 2011 at 11:11 AM Report this
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Pork: Tastes Like Human!
theterminizer on March 7, 2011 at 11:41 AM Report this
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Pork: Eat it because you hated the Babe squeal, Babe: Pig in the City
Čẖüñđƴ on March 7, 2011 at 11:50 AM Report this
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Pigs: because they're responsible for the bacon meme!
Čẖüñđƴ on March 7, 2011 at 11:52 AM Report this
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Pork Out With Your Fork Out
Joe Streckert on March 7, 2011 at 11:54 AM Report this
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Pork: You Don't Have To Be Jewish To Love--Oh, Never Mind
Todd Mecklem on March 7, 2011 at 12:15 PM Report this
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Pork: Because We Hate Muslins.
Graham on March 7, 2011 at 12:30 PM Report this
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"Riiight Lisa, Some Magical Wonderful Animal." -- H. Simpson
krazyklown on March 7, 2011 at 12:53 PM Report this
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"Pork: At Least We Can Still Afford It"
Samuel John Klein on March 7, 2011 at 1:17 PM Report this
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Good Pig...TO BARBECUE!!
on March 7, 2011 at 1:27 PM Report this
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I can't beat "Pork Like You Mean It," but how about:

"Pork: Meat, Also"

"Pork: Great on Matzah!"

"Pork: Is It In You?"

"Pork Reloaded: The RePiggening"

"Swine is Fine"

"Swine Flu: Catch It!"

"Pork: The Swine that Binds"

"Pork: Another Delicious Baby Animal God Made Just for Your Eating Pleasure!"*

* (Pigs would ordinarily live 6-9 years, but the pigs people eat live 6-9 months, generally in pretty horrifying conditions - The More You Know!)
Commenty Colin on March 7, 2011 at 2:10 PM Report this
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"If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?"

Mmmmmmmm suffering animals. You can almost taste their sorrow


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Čẖüñđƴ on March 7, 2011 at 3:50 PM Report this
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"Pork Reloaded:The Repiggening" is actually making me tear up with laughter.

CONTEST OVER!
TSW on March 7, 2011 at 5:26 PM Report this
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The best I can come up with is Pork 2: The Squealquel.
TSW on March 7, 2011 at 5:27 PM Report this
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Pork: Now with less Trichomonas!
Ron_PDX on March 7, 2011 at 5:55 PM Report this
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For our Spanish speaking friends: Puerco Rico!
pork chop on March 7, 2011 at 6:50 PM Report this
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Pork: A Deliverance from Bad Taste.

Just ask Bobby, I bet you will squeal like a pig for this meat. Weeeeee!
Fruit Cup on March 7, 2011 at 6:58 PM Report this
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@ TSW, Thanks, I'm happy help you introduce a new bodily fluid to your laptop's surface.
Commenty Colin on March 7, 2011 at 10:57 PM Report this
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Pork: That's what Bacon is made of!
Rosy on March 7, 2011 at 11:44 PM Report this
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"Poe qué pork? Porque!"
cat & beard on March 8, 2011 at 12:22 AM Report this
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Oh bother, I fucked that one up.
cat & beard on March 8, 2011 at 12:23 AM Report this
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This whole campaign needs a spokesperson. May I suggest:

Judge Robert Pork
Pork from Ork (Nanu Nanu!)
Piggy Pop
Ginuswine (Ft. 2-Pork Shakur)
TSW on March 8, 2011 at 7:31 AM Report this
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@ TSw: Ginuswine is perfect, since his jam would be "(There Isn't Any Room For Me) In Those Jeans."
Commenty Colin on March 8, 2011 at 7:39 AM Report this
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CC,
That's a prime cut!

If she hadn't recently passed away, Javalena Horne (RIP) wouldn've been perfect performing something from Porgy and Bess.
TSW on March 8, 2011 at 7:56 AM Report this

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