I'm pretty sure it says...

Closed
Re: Pears

I was in there like two days before they closed, and there were crates of pears all over the place. And some of the crates were breaking and the pears were rolling around and the people working there were like, "Augh, this sucks!" I'm not surprised to hear that they couldn't handle all those pears.

fucking pears.

Never mind all the pear-flies they were attracting.

um....
>open april 1st
it's an early april fool's joke :(

Wow, that's, like, four businesses that have closed in the last month as a result of those damn pears.