While OSPRIG might be trying to strip you of your 2nd Amendment right to government-subsidized corn syrup, the free-market patriots of 7-11 understand what a balanced meal looks like to Real Americans (such as myself and regular Blogtown commenter "D"). How many times have you walked into a 7-11, picked up a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and thought, "I just wish there was a bag of chips that paired properly with my Smoky Big Bite"? Wish no more...

Just 400 Calories Per Serving!
  • Just 400 Calories Per Serving!