Food and Drink Nov 7, 2011 at 11:29 am

"Occupy Schmockupy Pizza Schmizza!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I think you have to run out of pizza to run out of breadsticks, but someone feel free to scornfully correct me here.
Melogna on November 7, 2011 at 11:41 AM Report this
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Hi WSH- I was wondering if it would be possible to add another option that says "SHUT UP, HIPPY!". PRETTY PLEASE!
pork chop on November 7, 2011 at 12:04 PM Report this
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As a vegan I can eat all the fucking gluten I want, but those bread sticks better have Daiya instead of cheese made from the milk of exploited cows.
on November 7, 2011 at 12:18 PM Report this
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As a vegan, SHUT UP, VEGAN. That's what makes the option hilariously funny.
Fruit Cup on November 7, 2011 at 1:07 PM Report this
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I fucking love gluten.
Wubbles on November 7, 2011 at 1:28 PM Report this
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GLUTEN BROS 4 LIFE
ScrumYummy on November 7, 2011 at 1:31 PM Report this
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I was eating in the restaurant when this happened. The guy was told it would be a 5 min. wait for breadsticks and about half way through the wait he began having a tweaker freak out berating the employees for essentially having a job and demanding free pizza. He deserved to be shown the door.
pdx208 on November 8, 2011 at 12:12 AM Report this

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