Not to add fuel to an already controversial fire, but I must respectfully disagree with your assertion that baseball is not exciting. Just because "the kids these days" can't pay attention to anything for longer than the 2 seconds it takes for their fucking phones to light up, doesn't mean baseball is bereft of thrills. Each dang pitch is a veritable action potential of outcomes. I don't expect any of the ding-dongs out there accustomed to constant, instant gratification to understand this concept. I just want to remind you that there are plenty of us who do, and we enjoy hotdogs at baseball games not because we are bored, but because they are tasty (and leave our glove hand free to snag foul balls that might come our way).