I. Love. This.

indeed. Couldn't even read it.

I didn't make it all the way through either. Very annoying when you just want to read a restaurant review.

I agree with everyone else, this is worthless! Stop trying to be poetic or clever & give me a review.

If you want a review why not just go to yelp? Also, if you didn't get to the end because of all of those pesky words, the end hit is the restaurant lives up to its name. Oh and in case that is too much to analyze, that means it's good.

People didn't like this? This is the first food review I've read all the way through without skimming. Very entertaining!

i thought it was gay