I see you're at it again with these reviews...nearly half your column goes by wasted on stupid crap from your childhood none of us want to read about, before even getting to the restaurant.
And this: "typical football-sized behemoths that leak pinto beans" simply isn't very true. One thing that sucks about PDX taquerias is that almost none of them use (or even offer as a choice) whole pinto beans....they all use refried beans that turn even an otherwise good burrito into mush.
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And this: "typical football-sized behemoths that leak pinto beans" simply isn't very true. One thing that sucks about PDX taquerias is that almost none of them use (or even offer as a choice) whole pinto beans....they all use refried beans that turn even an otherwise good burrito into mush.