The Common Drunkard's Guide to North Lombard

Or, How to Get Home from St. Johns in 10 Queasy Steps

Comments

1
6a. Mourn the passing of The Foggy Notion and their superlative pierogis. *pours out a shot*
2
You've missed Marie's! It's like if David Lynch directed a bar, and the perfect place to start before heading to Slim's
3
You're a local ass paper, don't plug some massive multinational corporation at the end for your ride home! Might as well have said "go to taco bell" or "go to starbucks".