The Common Drunkard's Guide to North Lombard

Or, How to Get Home from St. Johns in 10 Queasy Steps


6a. Mourn the passing of The Foggy Notion and their superlative pierogis. *pours out a shot*
You've missed Marie's! It's like if David Lynch directed a bar, and the perfect place to start before heading to Slim's
You're a local ass paper, don't plug some massive multinational corporation at the end for your ride home! Might as well have said "go to taco bell" or "go to starbucks".