Attention, eggnog haters! You have to try Brightman Family Eggnog to believe it. Not only does this recipe put the "art" in "party," but the Brightman family knows how to rage. Seriously, this shit gets you high! Oh, and if you're concerned about your weight, simply refrain from eating for three days before and after your eggnog binge and everything will be fine.


3 large eggs
1 cup granulated sugar
3 1/2 pints whipping cream (24 oz.)
5 cups whole milk
1/2 tsp. salt
13 oz. rum
13 oz. bourbon
1/2 tsp. vanilla
1 tbsp. Grand Marnier
Powdered sugar

Using Kitchen Aid Mixer
(perfect bowl size)

1) Separate yolks of eggs from whites. Save egg whites in separate bowl.
2) Mix sugar and bourbon to thoroughly dissolve sugar.
3) Add egg yolks and continue to mix thoroughly.
4) Blend in whipping cream.
5) Add rum and mix thoroughly.
6) Add salt and mix.
7) Add vanilla and mix.
8) Add Grand Marnier and mix.
9) Add milk and mix at least 5 minutes.

Makes 3 liters. Chill and serve cold. Sprinkle nutmeg according to taste.
Egg whites: Mix in bowl with powdered sugar until mixture becomes fluffy.
Spoon on top of serving bowl and lightly sprinkle with nutmeg.