Biwa, 215 SE 9th, 239-8830, Mon-Fri 5-6:30 pm (or any time at the bar), $2 yakitori, cheap beers; 9 pm-close, $5 ramen and udon, $3 Sapporo

Not only does Biwa now have a liquor license, but they just unleashed the raddest happy hour in town: cheap ramen and cheap big beers. Unfuckwithable.

Crackerjack's Pub, 2788 NW Thurman, 222-9069, daily 4-7 pm, $1.50 domestics, $2.50 wells, food menu

Cozy local with pool and decent food.

Crow Bar, 3954 N Mississippi, 280-7099, daily 3-8 pm, food and drink specials

Crowded, smoky, full of attractive folks waiting for a crack at the pool table, and there are margaritas on tap.

Crush, 1400 SE Morrison, 235-8150, all day Tues, Wed-Fri 4:30-6 pm, Sat-Sun 3-6 pm, $3.50-4.50 cocktails and martinis, beer specials, plus under $6 food menu

Cocktails, DJs, and the food ain't bad either.