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Expect a cloudy, but much drier (and warmer!) day today with a steamy high of 55 degreesâaaaaaand, while we're on the subject of "steamy," don't forget to take the Mercury's SEX SURVEY! It's anonymous, so you can answer all our very probing questions with complete honesty, and in January you can read all the steamy results in our upcoming "LOVE/SEX" print issue! But in the meantime? Here's some steamy NEWS.
IN LOCAL NEWS:
⢠Controversial oil transport and storage company, Zenith Energyâyou know, the one that could cause a Portland environmental catastrophe that could eclipse the Exxon Valdez disasterâwas previously given the green light by the city to continue their clearly dangerous operations. But now? The DEQ has slammed the brakes on that process and is requiring the company to get a new air quality permit to remain in compliance with local agencies. This could afford the new, incoming city council and mayor time to put in place a new, stricter plan for Zenithâbut will they? Our Taylor Griggs has the story.
⢠Portland State University is currently struggling with what they say is a $18 million budget deficit, which is why they say they made the decision to lay off 17 non-tenure track faculty members. And while this is far less severe than their previous plan to lay off 94 workers, PSU's professors union is pointing to a financial report from an outside expert that reportedly shows that the university is in much better financial shape than they're letting on. Kevin Foster digs into the details in this interesting report.
With an $18 million budget gap, Portland State University is cutting 17 academic staffers. That's less than what was anticipated in October, but PSU's professors union says an independent financial review shows stable reserves, and no need for layoffs. PSU says it's bound by accounting guidelines.â
â Portland Mercury (@portlandmercury.bsky.social) December 18, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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⢠Good news: Multnomah County's successful plan to help homeless Black people by sheltering them in a Portland motel just got a little better. The county has leased an even bigger motelâone with 65 rooms, and with a 10-year leaseâin North Portland to house people of color, which will be run by the Urban League of Portland. For those naysayers who love to bitch and moan about the county at every possibility, you may want to take note of this stat: "In a one-year period from July 2023 to 2024, 55% of people exiting the shelter moved into permanent housing. Others moved into drug addiction treatment, behavioral health services or other medical programs. Only 3% returned to the street, officials said." That's progress, buddy.
⢠More good news: The Community Cycling Centerâthe long running nonprofit that fixes and resells bikes to the community for cheap as well as offering bike education for kidsâhas found the funding it needs to stay afloat after being in danger of shutting down. When the center said it needed $349,000 to continue operating, the community was like, "We'll do you one better," and raised a whopping $389,000â$40 grand moreâwhich will keep the good work flowing for the foreseeable future. Good work, Portlanders! đ
Portland Thorns defender Becky Sauerbrunn, a three-time NWSL champion and a two-time FIFA Womenâs World Cup winner, has announced her retirement.
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â The Oregonian Sports (@oregoniansports.bsky.social) December 17, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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⢠Even MORE good news (for those who don't want to be murdered by hornets): The invasive murder hornets species, which were first spotted five years ago crossing the Canadian border into Washington state, has been eradicated in the area according to scientists. The hornets, which are very large and are known for killing 42 people and seriously injuring 1,625 in China in 2013, had slowly been making their way across the US borderâbut were stopped thanks to the diligence of science and neighbors who put traps in their yards. That said, researchers are remaining vigilant to ensure the little stinging fuckers don't return.Â
Looking for the perfect vinyl gifts for those music lovers and collectors in your life? Jenni Moore just completed your list for you.
â Portland Mercury (@portlandmercury.bsky.social) December 18, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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IN NATIONAL/WORLD NEWS:
⢠While a plan was in the works to rescue it, the US government is now heading toward a shutdown tomorrow night after Republican cult members were swayed by billionaire dork Elon Musk and incoming orange turd Donald Trump, both of whom are pressuring their minions to torpedo the bipartisan deal. Musk tweeted over 100 times in a day in his attempt to sway congress (and their voters back home) to kill the deal, often spreading the type of bullshit misinformation that he and his fellow conspiracy theorists are so good at.
Elon Muskâs congressional meddling had many Democrats referring to him as âPresident Muskâ Wednesdayâa jab sure to get under the notoriously spotlight-obsessed president-electâs skin.
â The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast.bsky.social) December 18, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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⢠In another courtroom win for Trump, Georgia prosecutor Fani Willis has been disqualified from the ex-and-future president's criminal racketeering caseâwhich could stymie the state's chances for prosecution. Willis had been accused of having an inappropriate relationship with an attorney that was hired to lead the election interference case against Trump, and while one judge had initially allowed her to continue, that decision has been overturned. The only good news? Trump's indictment trial will continue despite the defense's best efforts to have the charges dismissed.
⢠Union members at seven Amazon distribution centers across the US have walked off the job, after claiming that the company has refused to recognize their union and enter into bargaining. While the walkout is happening during the busy Christmas delivery season, Amazon officials contend deliveries will stay on timeâthough may be slowed a bit in major cities.
⢠Luigi Mangione, the suspect/internet hero indicted in the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, is waiving extradition and will be traveling to New York City from Philadelphia where he will face murder and terrorism charges. Mangione's attorney expects the suspect to plead not guilty.
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â Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) December 18, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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⢠In order to calm the panicking citizens of New Jersey, the FAA is declaring a temporary ban on all drone flights over the state, which have recently been freaking out citizens and wandering into military and commercial flight paths. [I will now translate this news blurb for the aliens who are waiting off New Jersey's shore, and planning their eventual attack and enslavement of the human race: "Bleep, bleep, blorp, bloop... bleep, BLEEP, bleep, blorp, bloop."]
⢠And finally... while a "Santa vs. Grinch" movie currently doesn't exist, IT SHOULD, and this would be a fantastic trailer for it.
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