Green Mar 3, 2011 at 11:59 am

Plastic Wrapping is Bananas

Sarah Mirk
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1
Lol, bananas are the fruit that comes with their own wrappers. Lol, this is so stupid. Lol, so not ever buying those.
ScrumYummy on March 3, 2011 at 12:16 PM Report this
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Bananas are an athiest's nightmare:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
cat & beard on March 3, 2011 at 12:22 PM Report this
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@cat & beard - HA! That video is awesome, thanks for posting.
s.mirk on March 3, 2011 at 12:49 PM Report this
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They are not individually wrapped??? What a friggin rip-off!
Abusive on March 3, 2011 at 1:20 PM Report this
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No worry! Doc has now tweaked the flux capacitor to run on plastic wrapping. Thanks, Del Monte!
Lonely At The Movies on March 3, 2011 at 1:20 PM Report this
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Oh wait they are. It looked like they were putting two to a bag until I looked at it again. Move along...nothing to see here.........
Abusive on March 3, 2011 at 1:22 PM Report this
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Smirk is you quit throwing you plastic bags into the river they will not get into the marine environment.
Rosy on March 3, 2011 at 1:57 PM Report this
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They're just acting out because their bananas are underperforming...and, guys, you know how upsetting that can be.

http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialne…
Todd Mecklem on March 3, 2011 at 2:01 PM Report this
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At least Del Monte is creating jobs here, packing and sealing the bags, probably by third-world orphans for a nickel a month, but as usual all you libtards try to stifle corporate growth.
theterminizer on March 3, 2011 at 2:48 PM Report this
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If you buy something like this you are a fucking idiot. Sadly, there are a hell of a lot of fucking idiots.
Beer Batter on March 3, 2011 at 3:37 PM Report this
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Planned Parenthood suggests always wrapping your banana:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91p_oRGCxXk
Rosy on March 5, 2011 at 6:57 PM Report this

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