I didn't realize this, but working in factories—around giant machines that spin and grind, and fat men who drop things like large wrenches or who don't sweep the floor—is apparently INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS. Unless, that is, you think about this. And by this, I mean "SAFETY."

Watch and learn. And listen to the bestest song you'll hear all weekend. (Or play a game: Take a shot whenever someone loses a finger/foams at the mouth/scratches at their burning, acid-soaked flesh, etc. Or just chug from the bottle indiscriminately. And then go back to fixin' or fightin' or manufacturin'. Whatever.)