As soon as we get this next issue to the printer, WE... ARE... OUTTA HERE (for our holiday vacation)! And you can tell Mercury employees are ready to dash out the door, hop on the plane, see their loved ones, and... OH, WHAT'S THIS THEN?

An unattended suitcase? Apparently belonging to Sarah Mirk? Huh. That's weird. Why would she leave it all alone like that? Any mischief maker could come along and place something inside her suitcase that would make life very difficult for her at the airport security check... and life very interesting for a TSA agent.

Huh. I wonder what someone might put in there? Hmmmmmm?