OKAY. This is how much I hate these pictures: I'm not even going to put them on Blogtown, because they will automatically give anyone who touches this site hemorrhoids and/or genital herpes. You know all about Courtney Stodden, right? The 17-year-old child bride skank who married that gross 51-year-old actor? Well, they are the new Spencer and Heidi, and have now out-grossed anything anyone has ever done.

If you have the stomach for it, CLICK HERE to see Courtney and her creepy hubby eternally desecrating the name of Santa Claus. GAHHHHHH-ROSSSSSS!!!