Look. You're having sex this weekend anyway, right? Then why not throw on some funny costumes, think up an unlikely plot, film yourself having sex, and submit it to the HUMP! Amateur Porn Film Fest? SUBMISSIONS ARE DUE ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!

Why should you? Here's why should you.

• Grand Prize of $5000. (Plus multiple $1000 and $250 prizes!)
• Non-Fame! (Your submission is guarded with our lives, and will never, ever, never get on the internet. Unless you put it there. We destroy the copy after the last screening!)
• You're sexy and you know it. Why not share your sexy sex-positiveness with a small portion of the world that can cram into the Cinema 21 Theater on Nov 8-11! (Tickets go on sale October 2!)

But you can't win if you don't enter, so get all the info you need here, and as I said, SUBMISSIONS ARE DUE ONE WEEK FROM...

WAIT! UPDATE! I swear to god I just got the following email notification while writing this: The HUMP! submission deadline has been EXTENDED to 5 pm FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12! Yay! You know what that means? That means you have a whole extra week to shoot and edit your film, and if you can't get that done in TWO weeks, then I don't know what to say. Maybe get out of the amateur porn business?