It's your grandma. I was so proud of you for being a chef in Portland and now running that bar-restaurant in Beaverton, and for your dedication to muay thai and jiu-jitsu. But then I found out you were two-timing that girl and it makes me regret all the love I gave you in Salem as a little boy. I went out of my way to give you a better upbringing than you would have had and this is how you repay me. I'm so disappointed in you.