I suspect the author of this gem might be in the throws of a manic episode and may benefit from a mood stabilizer. That or just super self important cray cray.
Just kidding, I don't have one! That would be pretentious and self-defeating to treat people you date this way. Be curious, be respectful, have fun, that's it.
They can't ask you to change, but you demand they stop eating meat. SO MUCH THIS! ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME? Then, buy me drinks and pay for me, but don't you dare try to stifle my feminist sensibility, priviliged MAN! You're a real peach.
Be prepared to die alone.
Just kidding, I don't have one! That would be pretentious and self-defeating to treat people you date this way. Be curious, be respectful, have fun, that's it.
Upvote to TrayvonNorris.