Listen dick. I'm sorry you were offended by my flag waving and patriotic song playing while riding my bike. But yesterday was International Women's Day and today the US Women's team won the She Believes Cup and I was celebrating. Earlier, kids were cheering me on saying "YAY AMERICA" as I rode by playing the same music. Cars honked, everyone was having a good time. But you somehow were the only one who declared me so "Obnoxious" that you had to run up tell me twice. Sorry I somehow ruined 3 seconds of your day as I rode past. Must really hate yourself come 4th of July. And believe me, if i find you that day? I'll be walking you home in a shower of red white and blue.
Can't Hear You Over the Sound of FREEDOM
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