So you decided to own a DOG...Well, yer gonna have to FEED your beloved FIFI or BONZO or CUPCAKE, and THEN that lil' guy is gonna have to take a dump, and YOU, yes YOU— are gonna have to pick it UP...So it REALLY makes my blood BOIL when I'm walking down the street and I come upon a nice sweaty bag of YOUR dog's Butt-nuggets! It ain't enough to put it inna bag—all you've actually done is REPACKAGE that crap. It's YOUR JOB to get "said shit" to a bin or dumpster, not MINE, not ANYONE ELSES. The next time I catch one of you lazy-ass dog owners pulling this game, I'm gonna follow you home and dump it on yer little welcome mat! ...sans baggie... It's time to SUCK it up, and PICK IT UP! Or else....