I mean, we all are dealing with the influx of diarrhea people flooding into our city in different ways. It's tough to have the rent go up, I can't imagine being evicted or being pushed out of where I lived because of the skyrocketing rent. I hope this isn't what happened to you, long time next door neighbor. You've lived across the street from my bedroom window for years and never ceased to parade around naked on a near daily basis. I peeked out this morning only to see your bare walls instead of your bare ass. I know how expensive this neighborhood has become, and I hope your new place is nice, but this it for me. I'm done with you Portland, you've stolen all you can from me now.
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