You are seriously going to "SHUSH" him right now? You are seriously going to "SHUSH" this older gentleman speaking in a quieter-than-speaking-but-having-hearing-issues man who is praising the unexpected music act at a movie screening as "Portland royalty" in the very BACK. Oh man, you are so right. Shut that geezer up! And then you insisted on "PSH"ing him every time he laughed or coughed during the movie. Not to mention he had the nerve to speak after the moderator proclaimed there was no Q and A. Heaven forbid this elderly gentleman say a god damn word to a buggering fan. I mean he's only written 12 books and had a few films made after his work. Whatevsies.
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