I'm happy that we're such good friends and I'm really happy that you guys are comfortable with me to the point that you invite me over every week but that that's the problem: you guys want to party every week. I'm not like you guys, I can't stay awake until 3 AM getting drunk and playing UFC every Friday. I am a normal human being who needs to sleep and go home to his parents, henceforth, I don't drink with you because I don't want to smell like alcohol and frankly, I just don't like the stuff right now. Also, you really can't hold your liquor, I've seen people cry themselves to sleep over toilets at the tender age of eighteen. I have responsibilities now, I have college to prepare for and so do you guys so what are you even doing right now?! Senior year is almost over guys...